YAY!! My first hate mail.....

I found this gem in my spam folder just now and had to put it up here; in the spirit of honest repartee and all. And to make fun of it, because the sender is a douchebag fucktard who should have his testicles removed to assure that he doesn't breed. Seriously, do we need more shitheads? I think not, there are enough already. Just look to any state capital.......
On to the fun:

Your a fucking racist motherf*cker! You white ass peace of shit if my boys knew were to find you, you wood learn a leson with an axe handle! If you hate MEXICANS so much go somewere else! Fuck you! 

-Juan Valdez@anchorbaby.com

(Yeah I changed the email....I'm really just a big softy)

Where to to start? Ok, first off you drooling moron, get a damned education. Though I was able to get the jist, not only can you not spell but your only option for punctuation is an exclamation point.....and you're too fucking stupid to use spell correct on the community center pc you were greasing up. Idiot.

Oh and fuck you! Go somewhere else?.....hey Jose, dunno if you noticed but you're in MY COUNTRY. Just because I want to read signage in English here in AMERICA you fucking entitled welfare sponge, doesn't mean that I have anything against Mexicans. In fact, I can generally find something to like about most people. I love a good burrito. What bothers me are losers just like you, living off the dole and squirting out anchor babies.
But tell your Mom I said thanks for cleaning my bathroom, she did a great job.

Fucktard (I really like that word)

For the record: I don't really have a problem with people of different races. I know some gay folk who are just great and I'm Universalist enough to not give two shits what your religion is so long as you don't force it on me. I just hate assholes.

In honor of Mr.Fucktard P. Welfarecheck above I give you the words of my favorite American:

We should insist that if the immigrant who comes here does in good faith become an American and assimilates himself to us he shall be treated on an exact equality with every one else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed or birth-place or origin.

But this is predicated upon the man's becoming in very fact an American and nothing but an American. If he tries to keep segregated with men of his own origin and separated from the rest of America, then he isn't doing his part as an American. There can be no divided allegiance here. . . We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language, for we intend to see that the crucible turns our people out as Americans, of American nationality, and not as dwellers in a polyglot boarding-house; and we have room for but one soul loyalty, and that is loyalty to the American people.

-Theodore  Roosevelt  1919

(letter to the president of the American Defense Society)