Porn and Religion

So I've gotten some interesting Emails since I started this thing, I posted the first one because it was so glaringly, gloriously stupid that it kinda gave me a chub. 

I've since held off because frankly you complaining bitches are lazy and worthless if you can't top the first gem vomited my direction. 

Seriously, if you want print time you'd better step it up Johnny Bagodicks.

I have noticed a pattern recurring, more of a theme really:

Jesus is gonna beat up my karma for all the porn I post up. 

Porn. 

Reeeeealllllly. (Really?)

Ok first item to piss off the most people and the only fucking time you're likely to see the subject addressed here: Religion.

My favorite quote EVER on the subject;

"Religion is like a penis; It's nice to have one, it's fine to be proud of it but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it about. And please keep it away from children....."
I don't know who said it first, it's been attributed to many but I think it was Mother Theresa.

I'm pretty sure Jesus, Buddha, Krishna and the rest are all getting together for shots and laughing at our stupid asses for wasting time worrying about what they think when we do such a fine job of fucking things up on our own. I think it's a Wednesday night because that's cheap well shot night at the local Hooters. 

For the record: I don't care. 

I don't care if you think rock music is the Devil's tongue or that the bare breast of a woman is somehow dirty. I don't care. You're an idiot and you don't matter. Period. 

I don't care that you think motorcyclists are somehow opening the way to "sin". Damn! I hope so, but no shit I got that bit last month...that was it too. Just this line:

"Motorcycle riders are making it easier to sin against Jesus" No shit? I AM an enabler....you oughta see me give $ bills to strippers. I enable boobies.

And Porn? Are you simpering mouth breathers for real?

Dictionary.com says:  

1840–50;  < Greek pornográph ( os ) writing about harlots

Answer.com
Wiki tiki tiki 

Porn is notoriously difficult to define as there are any number of different things that turn someone's crank. I knew a girl that got all kinds of fired up around the scent of new leather....we used to try on new jackets at the bike shop, then she'd screw my brains out. My personal definition? Just as difficult because my thoughts generally run toward "Hey look, there's some people fucking, I hope they're having a good time." That's it. Nothing to get all wound up over. But, generally it involves something with a sexual edge to it. With that in mind, go back and take a long loving look at the 'girlie' pics I've posted. 

Go on....I'll wait........ 

Ok what did you notice? 

(besides pretty, mostly naked females being awesome I mean)

Not one single insertion. No fingers, no dicks, no handlebars nothing. 

Also NOT PRESENT would the a gynecological exam that a lot of girlie pics can get into. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a good raunch-fest and I'm a fan of the pink-bits. 

I love'm long time.....but I'll most likely not going to post pics of a girl showing her soft bits off. 'Most likely' I say because I think women are beautiful and if I find a picture that expresses that beauty that happens to show her goods in a non-'Hey Doc is this normal' kind of way, I may just post it.

But....I'm pretty sure you're not gonna see people fucking here though. It's not what the blog is about, there's loads of 'source material' out there on the toobz so if that's your thing you're well supplied already and don't need that here. 

Now, two good looking females making out on a trick bike......that would get posted.

In closing, I hope I haven't offended anyone I care about but the bitches with nothing better to do than email me their hangups...they can eat a dick. 

And look at some pictures too!

Pole dancing Nuns....huh, who'da thunk?

Here I thought it was just the pagans who got all nekid in the woods. See!!? We're not all that different!

Pope Wanda the 1st?

And lastly a little bike content!

It's all about maintaining the contact patch.....or just plain old giant balls!